rant

You know what really grinds my gears?
When your guy friend gets a girlfriend and the girlfriend is so fucking insecure she makes your guy friends life hell if he so much as says hello to you.

To the girlfriends I have encountered so many of;
If you are that fucking worried that your boyfriend whom I have known LONGER THAN YOU saying hello to me means that as soon as you are out sight, we will jump in bed together. GROW THE EFF UP! If you are that insecure and untrusting, you probably shouldn't be in a relationship! And how stupid do you think I am? I have been with my boyfriend for nearly 4 years. I have not been in a relationship for that long to spite you or as a decoy because I really want your boyfriend. IT IS POSSIBLE TO BE FRIENDS WITH A GUY WITHOUT WANTING TO SLEEP WITH HIM!

And to all my guy friends who do this;
How about you fucking grow a pair and not let your girlfriend control who you talk to? We both know nothing will happen. And no, I will not be there when your skank ass girlfriend bails on you for some other random dude. And no, I will not be talking to you on the sly while she is out of town or out with her friends. If our friendship meant that little to you that you will throw away years and years of a good thing for a bit pussy then you obviously aren't who I thought you were.

End rant.